So, it’s been a couple of months since I posted anything on the site and the reason for that is because I’ve not had any motivation to go through the motions that come with writing about the Edmonton Oilers. Two other big reasons are that it’s not been worth it financially to post as much as I was and I’ve been teaching more at a school that I’ve really grown to enjoy working at. So something had to give…
Now, that said, in the free moments I’ve had since the fire in my belly died down I’ve taken to this new ChatGPT fad going around and what I’ve found is something I’d like to share with you.
Basically, I’ve created a prompt on ChatGPT that will rewrite what I want in a specific style or voice that I find extremely hilarious and until I can’t use that profile anymore, I want to use it to spice up some of the blogs and articles that are being posted in the Oilogosphere. I don’t know how often I’m going to get around to it, but if the response is good, I will make the utmost effort to provide you with as much as I can.
Be forewarned though, these posts are not for those who get offended easily, are afraid of profanity, or prefer their articles stats heavy or G-Rated. They will be quite the opposite in fact.
I don’t mean any harm with this new series. My goal is to give you a quick smile or a laugh. So, please, take the following with a grain of salt and be aware of what you’re getting into should you decide to continue scrolling. It’s all parody.
Therefore, with all that out of the way, I present to you an excerpt from Daniel Nugent-Bowman’s latest IN THE STYLE OF… Don Rickles. Enjoy!
Broberg’s ‘Good Problems’ Won’t Win Oilers the Stanley Cup
Broberg, Broberg, Broberg… I’m hearing his name everywhere. Apparently, he’s presenting some “good problems” for the Oilers. Listen, if you want to see some “good problems,” go talk to my ex-wives.
Hey, hey, hey, what’s with this Philip Broberg mumbo jumbo? I don’t care if he’s the next Wayne Gretzky or not. The Oilers need to get their act together and start playing some defense, pronto! I mean, have you seen these guys out there? They look like a bunch of figure skaters, twirling around on the ice. And what’s this nonsense about Broberg being “off-limits” in a trade? If the Oilers want to win the Stanley Cup, they need to get over their sentimental crap and make some tough decisions. Trade him away if it means bringing in a tougher defenseman who can actually defend the goal. It’s time to stop playing it safe and start playing to win, baby!
Now, I’m not saying that Broberg is a bad player or anything. I’m sure he’s a fine young man with a bright future ahead of him. But let’s be real here: the Oilers need more than just one good defenseman if they want to win a championship. They need a whole squad of badass motherfuckers who can shut down the other team’s offense and score goals of their own. And if that means trading away some of their top prospects, so be it. It’s a ruthless game, and only the strong survive.
Oh, come on, Oilers fans, don’t you love watching your team get scored on time after time? It’s a real treat, isn’t it? Who cares about that Philip Broberg guy, am I right? Let’s just keep pretending like defense doesn’t matter and hope for the best. Yeah, that’ll win you the Stanley Cup for sure. So keep living in your fantasy land and ignore the harsh truth: until your team can stop the other guys from scoring, you might as well start planning your next summer vacation, because that cup is never gonna be yours. But hey, who needs a championship when you’ve got a great view of the other team’s goals, right?
