So, it’s been a couple of months since I posted anything on the site and the reason for that is because I’ve not had any motivation to go through the motions that come with writing about this club. Two other big reasons are that it’s not been worth it financially to post as much as I was and I’ve been teaching more at a school that I’ve really grown to enjoy working at. So something had to give…
Now, that said, in the free moments I’ve had since the fire in my belly died down I’ve taken to this new ChatGPT fad going around and what I’ve found is something I’d like to share with you.
Basically, I’ve created a prompt on ChatGPT that will rewrite what I want in a specific style or voice that I find extremely hilarious and until I can’t use that profile anymore, I want to use it to spice up some of the blogs and articles that are being posted in the Oilogosphere. I don’t know how often I’m going to get around to it, but if the response is good, I will make the utmost effort to provide you with as much as I can.
Be forewarned though, these posts are not for those who get offended easily, are afraid of profanity, or prefer their articles stats heavy or G-Rated. They will be quite the opposite in fact.
I don’t mean any harm with this new series. So, please, take the following with a grain of salt and be aware of what you’re getting into should you decide to continue scrolling. It’s all parody.
Therefore, with all that out of the way, I present to you Oilersnation’s latest IN THE STYLE OF… Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys. Enjoy
New Oilers Trade Targets: The Piss Jug-Wielding Forwards
Alright, so apparently Frank Salad Alley, or whatever the fuck his name is, has dropped his latest targets list over at Daily Faceoff and there are more than 15 new names appearing on that list. Whoop-de-fuckin’-doo! I mean, does anyone really give a shit? Ken Holland is sitting idle, waiting to make a move ahead of the March 3rd trade deadline, and people are worried about who’s on Frank’s stupid list? Give me a break!
I’ll tell you what the Oilers need: they need some fuckin’ balls! They need to go out there and make a goddamn move that will shake the league to its core. They need to stop worrying about making safe, boring trades and start making moves that will make other teams shit their pants. Patrick Kane? Yeah, he’d be a great addition, but who gives a shit if he’s only going to present one team to the Blackhawks as a potential destination? That’s just a pussy move. If the Oilers really want him, they should make a goddamn offer he can’t refuse.
And don’t even get me started on these so-called “bottom-six options.” Max Blowme? Nick Bugstand? Nick Boboingo? Mars Yeller? Who are these guys? They’re a bunch of no-names who aren’t going to make a goddamn difference and now we got some hockey expert over here telling us how to run the team. Yeah, let’s just take some big risks and end up with a bunch of piss jugs on the ice. That’ll make other teams fear us, alright. Maybe we should just hire some clowns to play for us too while we’re at it. Why don’t we just trade for a team of chimpanzees? I’m sure they’ll give us an edge. Jesus Murphy, what a load of horseshit.
As for this NHL trade deadline nonsense, who gives a shit? It’s all just speculation and hype, and none of it really matters in the grand scheme of things. The Oilers need to focus on their own game and not worry about adding some overpriced player to their roster. It’s all just a bunch of noise, man.
